Thin, pale, and clad all in dusty black, the Patrician always put Ridcully in mind of a predatory flamingo, if you could find a flamingo that was black and had the patience of a rock.

- Reaper Man , Terry Pratchett

(Source: charlesdances, via okayophelia)

"It took a special kind of guts to be a fuck up as a woman, I thought. To say to hell with being the nice girl, the responsible one, the one who makes sure the man takes care of himself and eats properly and doesn’t take too many drugs. To be just as nihilistic and self-destructive as a man, knowing all along that you’ll get crucified for it, because somehow, the world will make everything your fault. He’ll be a martyr, and you’ll be a succubus. He’ll be a genius and you’ll be a groupie, He’ll be a hero, and you’ll be an ugly fat crack whore who deserves to die."
- Rachel Shukert on Courtney Love in her essay “Nice Girls.”  (via 24hourcharleston)

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1/15 days of fanmixes - for your otp (or any ships you’re into at the moment) - Gomez & Morticia Addams (listen here)

  1. Tom Lehrer - The Masochism Tango
  2. Bastille - Overjoyed
  3. MS MR - Dark Doo Wop
  4. Rihanna - S&M
  5. John Powell - Assassin’s Tango
  6. Lana Del Rey - Once Upon A Dream
  7. Arctic Monkeys - You’re So Dark
  8. Lizzie West - The Chariots Rise
  9. Marc Shaiman - Love on a Tombstone
  10. Timber Timbre - Bad Ritual
  11. Kyla La Grange - Vampire Smile
  12. Lykke Li - I Follow Rivers
  13. Marc Shaiman - The Tango
  14. Arctic Monkeys - I Wanna Be Yours
  15. Nina Simone - I Put a Spell on You
  16. Nancy Sinatra - Bang Bang
  17. The Cure - Lovesong
  18. Peggy Lee - Fever
  19. Lorde - Biting Down
  20. MS MR - BTSK

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Scientists: A mysterious animal ate an entire 9-foot great white shark



Tagging this one for dduane and marinarusalka

Also: I’ve changed my mind.  I don’t want to go snorkeling in Australia any more.

The kaiju are coming.

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or kraken or kaiju or a secret weaponised alien megalodon it was a cannibal shark